Lyrics

I saw a pretty bunny the other day,
Hoppin' with his basket, to and fro
Up and down the road on his merry way,
‘til Mommy decided to go to the store.

I heard Daddy say "Dear, you'd better slow down,
you really should take more care"
"There's lots of little kiddies runnin' all around
and watch out for that little hare!"
Then I heard Mommy say: "What little bunny?"
As the car lunged over a hill
And that's when Mommy saw the Easter Bunny
In her rear-view mirror... layin' still

(9-1-1... 9-1-1!)

Yes, my Mommy killed the Easter Bunny.
My Mommy killed him dead.
My Daddy laughed but it wasn't funny
as the tires crushed his head...
Now you can't imagine how I felt like a fool
No, no, don't laugh, it wasn't funny
When I had to stand in front of the whole damn school and admit:
"Yes, it was my Mommy, who killed the Easter Bunny!"

Now I'm all grown up, I've got a wife
and a little boy of my own
He seems to be happy leading a normal life
but he'd rather stay at home
When we go out on Sunday afternoons
to visit his dear ol' Granny
He says "I don't ever wanna see that ol' coot..."
"Cause she's the one...
who killed the Easter Bunny!"

Yes, my Mommy killed the Easter Bunny.
My Mommy killed him dead.
My Daddy laughed but it wasn't funny
as the tires crushed his head...
Now you can't imagine how I felt like a jerk
No, no, don't laugh, it wasn't funny
When I had to stand in front of the staff at work and admit:
"Yes, it was my Mommy, who killed the Easter Bunny!"
"She killed the Easter Bunny..."